Pick Up Lines for a Christmas Party

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Pick Up Lines for Christmas Party

Do you have a work Christmas party you are obligated to attend this year?  Maybe a neighborhood party?  While everyone is in good spirits you should totally roll out some cheesy pick-up lines in an attempt to line up a date for New Years.  And, of course, I am here to help with a couple of solid ideas:

  1. I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on the naughty list.  {Use at your own risk}
  2. All I want for Christmas is you. {If it works in Love Actually, it should work for you!}
  3. I like milk and cookies, but I would rather have you.
  4. You look like you should be on the top of a Christmas tree, Angel. {Barf.}
  5. Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you. {Gag}
  6. I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight, wanna get out of here? {Might land you a first date opportunity right away}
  7. I’d definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
  8. You must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  9. Can I take your picture?  Why?  Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
  10. Those aren’t visions of sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.

Merry Christmas and Good Luck!

Mavis

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Pick Up Lines for Thanksgiving Dinner

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Pick Up Lines for Thanksgiving Dinner

I know what you’re thinking:  ”Pick-up lines for Thanksgiving dinner?  Aren’t you usually with FAMILY on Thanksgiving?”  No, no, my friends, lots of people don’t live near family and get invited to dinner with co-workers, neighbors, and friends.  If you are one of those people and are single, and looking for love, asking someone out who is loaded up on Triptophan and wine might just be a recipe for success. ;)

Here’s a couple of ice-breakers for you to lead with:

  1. “I can give you something to be thankful about.”  {Yep, creepy and straight to the point}
  2.  ”The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.” {If you are looking for g-rated and cheesy, this is your best bet}
  3. Lay your head on her shoulder, and then say, “Sorry, it must be the triptophan.”
  4. “Meeting you is something I’m thankful for.”
  5. “You’re as hot as the gravy we just ate.”  {What woman doesn’t want to be compared with gravy?  This is a no-brainer.  Ha.}
  6. “Wanna share the wishbone, cause it’s wishing for you.”
  7. “I have a thing for butterballs.”  {In fair warning, you will probably get slapped for using this one.}

Ahh Ha Ha.

Good Luck, and have a great Thanksgiving everyone.

~Mavis

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10 Friday Night Pick-Up Lines for Guys

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Pick-Up Lines for Guys

You ready to get out there and make a love connection?  Here’s some no-fail {ish} pick-up lines, sure to woo any sensible lady:

  1. Are you religious?  Because you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
  2. I was so struck by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.  So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  3. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful woman in the bar.  Want to buy some drinks with their money?
  4. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. {Why?}  Because when I looked at you I dropped mine.
  5. Can I have directions?  {To where?}  Your heart.  {Ew, this one is just disturbingly cheesy}
  6. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.  {It’s the flattery approach, gentleman.}
  7. Are you from Tennessee?  Because you’re the only ten I see?  {Aren’t words fun?}
  8. I must be a snowflake, because I think I’ve fallen for you.  {Snowflakes are SUPER masculine, so comparing yourself to one is a superb idea, I think.}
  9. There must be something wrong with my phone.  {Why?}  It doesn’t have your number in it.
  10. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.  Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

Now go get ‘em tigers,

Matchmaker Mavis

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Pick Up Lines for Ladies

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Pick Up Lines for Ladies

Okay, ladies, I know what you’ve been thinking…where are some pick-up lines that I can use?  I am sure you have just been dying to get out there and catch yourself your soul mate  so this week’s pick-up lines are for you.

  1. Are you Superman, because you’ve got buns of steel.  {Seriously, I dare you to use this on someone.}
  2. You Tarzan, me Jane.  {KISS–”Keep it simple stupid”}
  3. I read palms.  It says you’re gonna call me soon.  {Ah, this is actually a cute-ish icebreaker}
  4. Can I have a picture of you?  So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.  {Barf!}
  5. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t seem to take my eyes off of you.
  6. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  7. There’s no time like the present to take me out on a date.  {Sometimes, you just got to be a little forward.}
  8. What does a girl have to do to get a guy to buy her a cup of coffee?  {Just flirty enough to maybe work.}
  9. What took you so long to come into my life?  {In general, men LOVE the idea of immediate over-commitment, so this is the perfect segway.  Ha.}
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Now go out there and land yourself a man!

~Matchmaker Mavis

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10 Pick-Up Lines For Guys

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10 Pick-Up Lines For Guys

Remember mom jokes?  Well, this week, here’s a little spin from Matchmaker Mavis:  Dad pick-up lines.  {Before you get creeped out, they are not pick-up lines for dads, but about them.}  Plus, you can use them anywhere the mood strikes, so get out there and make a love connection.

  1. Is your Dad an astronaut?  Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  2. Is your dad king?  He must have been to make a princess like you.  {I always thought you didn’t want to be too much of a princess, so I’m not sure I’d find this very complimentary?}
  3. Is your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.  {Hmmm, this could go either way boys:  she might be flattered or it could land you a slap in the face.  You’ve been warned.}
  4. Is your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re the bomb.
  5. Does your Dad own Snapple?  Because you’re made from the best stuff on earth.
  6. Is your Dad a shoemaker?  Because you just knocked me off my feet.
  7. Is your dad a lock smith?  Because you have the keys to my heart.
  8. Is your dad a photographer? Because I can picture us together. {Totally lame!}
  9. Is your Dad a traffic cop?  Because you got fine written all over you. {Awesome, just awesome.}
  10. Did you Dad write a dictionary?  Because you put meaning in my life.  {A little over-committed maybe, but I am sure the ladies will love it.}

Make sure to invite me to the wedding,

Mavis

 

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10 Pick Up Lines for a Music Concert

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10 Pick Up Lines for a Music Concert

It’s time for another installment with Matchmaker Mavis.  This week, your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to head to a local concert.  Wear something nice, because with these gems, you’re sure to find yourself somebody to love:

  1. You must be a choir director, because you’re making my heart sing.  {Barf.}
  2. You had me a cello.  {Punny and a hint of pop culture.  Perfect.}
  3. Call me AC/DC, because I am going to rock you all night long.  {Only use this one if you still live in your parents’ basement.}
  4. Can I get your number, I lost mine.  {Witty–it just might work.}
  5. See those cops over there?  They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.
  6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? {Cute.}
  7. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my head all night.
  8. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  9. Hey girl, what’s up?  Guess what?  It’s your lucky day, because out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.  {I am sorry to say, this kind of arrogance does work for some girls–but be aware, you may have to deal with daddy issues later on down the road.  Ha.}
  10. Do you have a band-aid?  I scraped my knee falling for you. My favorite!

With openers like these, you can’t go wrong, I tell ya!

Go get ‘em tigers,

~Mavis

P.S. What’s the best pick-up line you’ve heard?  Has anyone actually used one on you before?

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Pick Up Lines for the Gym

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Woman jogging on treadmill, focus on treadmill, Canon 1Ds mark III

It’s another Friday night, and if you ain’t go nobody {I think that’s how the song goes}, Matchmaker Mavis is here to help.  Remember when I told you I’d give you a location and ineffective awesome pick-up lines, then you could do the rest?  Well, tonight I want you to head to the gym and pick up more than weights…

  1. Do you have any tape, because I am totally ripped.  {Flex as you tell her this–women LOVE this kind of visual reinforcement.}
  2. This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.  {Ladies, please do not fall off of your elliptical machine if this one comes your way.}
  3. Let’s do lunge.  {When in doubt, be punny.}
  4. My trainer told me to I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.  {Okay, this one might actually work.}
  5. Is your tank top felt?  [Answer:  No]  Would you like it to be?  {Can  you say impromptu kick-boxing class?}
  6. How’d you like to take a long, romantic walk on the treadmill?
  7. I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.  {This one is the perfect blend of creepy and cheesy.}
  8. I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto a plane.  {When in doubt, stick with a classic, I always say.}
  9. Do you have a band-aid?  Because I’m cut.
  10. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Okay boys, go make me proud.

~Matchmaker Mavis

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Pick Up Lines for the Grocery Store

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Pick up lines for the grocery store

Single {or just having one of those days where you wish you were}?  If you’re  looking for love, I’m here to help.  Each week, I’ll give you a new location and a list of cheesy, ahem, awesome pick-up lines.  All you have to do is go on assignment and use them.  You’re welcome in advance.

This weekend, head to the grocery store and try some of these lines out:

  1. Baby, have you been eating your Campbell’s soup?  Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
  2. Your name must be Lucky Charms, because you’re magically delicious.
  3. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
  4. I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
  5. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.  And, speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?
  6. Is your name Pepsi?  Because you sure are sizzling.
  7. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you’re made of the best stuff on earth.
  8. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
  9. This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for the love machine.
  10. Was your Dad a baker?  Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!

Make sure to invite me to the wedding.

Have a great weekend,

Mavis

*I think number 4 is my favorite.

Do you have a favorite pick-up line?  Let me know in the comments below.

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