Being an elf is not all it’s cracked up to be. Someone kindly remind me next November NOT TO BUY paperwhites. Paperwhites are the most horrid smelling plant in the universe. I couldn’t take it any more. I had Monkey Boy toss them into the woods today. They were in full bloom and beautiful, but Read More >>
When Bartering With Neighbors Goes Bad
Mr. Hillbilly called the other day… Said he had something good to trade and that he was on his way over to my house. I quickly grabbed a few boxes of Hamburger Helper and waited for the door bell to ring. This my friends, is what I would consider a bartering FAIL. Note To Self: Read More >>
The Food Drive… Part 1
Did I ever tell you the story about the food drive? I don’t think I did. Well, at least not the WHOLE STORY. 🙂 It has been over a year since the event occurred… and it still brings a twisted smile to my face every time I think about it. I can’t help it. I Read More >>
There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch…
Wanna Bet? I had 30 minutes to spare and I needed to use the restroom. What did I do? I went to Costco of course. Have you been lately? They have nice foamy soap in there. It’s so nice and foamy I wish I had brought a little laundry along to wash in the sink. Read More >>
The Girl Who Thinks She’s A Bird…
I’m happy to report… The Girl Who Thinks She’s A Bird received a perfect score in photography class this semester…(She took all the photos in this post btw). At one point she actually had a score of 102% in the class (she received extra credit for entering a photo contest and a few more points Read More >>