Sadly, because I chose to wear an outfit with no pockets, the camera was left behind. No picture of guys sitting on bleach buckets in front of the homeless shelter. No picture of crack head guy who attempted to sell me his little plastic bag of goodness. No picture of the back of the 80 Read More >>
My belly is filled with bagels, cream cheese, and tea, and so I’m off to walk/jog the 1/2 marathon this morning. Luckily there are no dark tunnels on this course, which is a plus because last time I accidentally stuck my hand in a urinal. Life is a gift. Open your presents daily!
Two weeks ago I received a phone call: Mavis? It’s me, the world’s cheapest person. Oh hey… what’s going on? Well, I was just calling to make sure you are signed up for the half marathon we agreed to do back in January. You’ve been working out, right? Ummm…oh sure…you bet…almost everyday (big lie). I Read More >>