Santa was rather clever this year. Rather than leaving a bunch of gifts under the Christmas tree, he instead filled Monkey Boy and The Girl’s stockings with gift cards to their favorite hot spots, and then left a few plane tickets under their tree.
He knew they’d rather spend a few days in So Cal with their cousins going to Knott’s Berry Farm and In-N-Out Burgers, than giving them anything that could have been made by elves.
Santa also gave Ernesto a 3 day “Extended Stay” pass for doing such a great job this year.
Santa gave Mavis the Gift of sleep,
And the Handsome Husband a package of Depends so he could ride scary roller coasters with his kids.
All in all it was a great Christmas filled with lot’s of food, family and fun.
Memories. You can’t wrap them or give them as a gift. You have to live in the moment to enjoy them.
Life is good.
How did you spend the holidays? Did you have fun? Get everything you wanted?
Get anything really, really weird?