Sometimes I forget I have a blog. Don’t you hate blogs that don’t update on a regular basis? It’s so annoying.
Here’s my excuse for this week:
I had to call the Handsome Husband at work.
Mavis: I have to tell you something and I don’t want you to freak out. I know you’re going to freak out anyway… But don’t freak out. Okay?
Handsome Husband: Okaaaaaaay. Is this good or bad.
Handsome Husband: ……………………
Mavis: I kinda smashed up the back of the car.
Handsome Husband: (enter bad words here)
Mavis: I’m fine… IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Handsome Husband: What happened?
Mavis: I was backing up
that is a major red flag (I have a HUGE problem with backing up but that’s a post for another day) and I hit a pole.
Handsome Husband: (Enter more bad words here) What kind of a pole?
Mavis: Well, if you were going to a ranch, you know how they have the poles on the side of the entrance?
Handsome Husband: Okaaaay, I guess?
Mavis: Well I hit that. And then the top pole came flying off and crashed onto/into (it’s all the same at this point right?) the roof. And then my back windshield busted into a million pieces. BUT I’M O.K.
Handsome Husband: (enter more bad words) How did you do that? And why are you at a ranch at 7:30 in the morning? Where are you? I just saw you? How could you be at a ranch?
Yada, Yada, Yada…
Basically it’s going to take 15 FREAKIN DAYS to fix my car. But I AM OK!
So now I’m stuck driving around a rental car and the Handsome Husband is calling me every 20 minutes reminding me NOT TO HIT ANYTHING with the rental car…
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