37 Days ago I noticed a “used” tube of toothpaste in our bathroom garbage. The HH had thrown a tube of toothpaste away and started another one. I tried to gently tell him there was still toothpaste in there and that he was literally THROWING MONEY AWAY.
He rolled his eyes and walked away. I pulled the tube out of the trash.
Well this morning, I happily announced to him that the tube of toothpaste he tossed in the trash 37 days ago WAS ACTUALLY EMPTY.
You know what he said?
Gee, thanks for saving us $0.04. Now I can retire.
If he only adopted some of my amazeballs skills he could probably shave a year off of his working life.
Check your mail people. Yesterday a coupon arrived for a FREE Full Size Bath and Body Works item. Up to $13 and no purchase necessary! I think I’ll get The Girl a bottle of Vanilla Bean Lotion and stick it in her Christmas stocking.
Take a look at that beauty. Natural gas consumption DOWN over 50% from last year.
Is it weird I get excited about utility bills? I don’t understand people who do not get excited about saving money. I really think there is something wrong with them.
Am I crazy? Wouldn’t you be excited about 37 days of free toothpaste, a free stocking stuffer and half off your gas bill?