I am your typical housewife living in high maintenance suburbia. I have a handsome husband, 2 kids and a flock of pet chickens. I try and feed my family with $100 a month. With the help of coupons, gardening and bartering I am able to squeeze the most out of our grocery budget and still manage to have a little fun along the way.
In case you’re wondering where I’ve been all week. Well, I’ve been busy! Getting high on paint fumes is really a lot of work. Monkey Boy and I went to Krispie Kreme. Over the course of 12 hours He ate 8 doughnuts, I ate 3 and then because I thought I was going to throw Read More >>
I have not watered my garden ONCE this year! Well, actually maybe I kinda sorta did once when I was transplanting tomatoes, but other than that I have not had to water AT ALL this year. 99.2% of the reason why is because quite simply, it has not stopped raining. Either every morning or every Read More >>
One of the best parts of going on vacation is coming home. Especially when it’s to a mailbox stuffed full of FREE SAMPLES! And what an assortment if I DO SAY SO myself: 2 Magazines Chex Mix Crackerfulls (crackerfull of crap is what I say, but it was free) Crest 3-D white strips (3 more Read More >>
Because I’m an idiot… This morning I accidentally rubbed Burt’s Bees toothpaste all over my face instead of Eucerin Lotion. Damn those tiny little free samples that ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! And because I am a TOTAL IDIOT this morning at 6 am (because the handsome husband did not want to drink SUPER CRAPPY hotel Read More >>